{"id":323540,"date":"2017-02-16T13:20:32","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T03:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=323540"},"modified":"2017-04-09T13:23:56","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T03:23:56","slug":"look-know-im-currently-12th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/look-know-im-currently-12th\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Look, I know I&#8217;m currently in 12th&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"js_ha\" class=\"_5pbx userContent\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n<div id=\"id_58e991deca0121829753265\" class=\"text_exposed_root text_exposed\">\n<p>Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n<p>Look, I know I&#8217;m currently in 12th, but according to numerology 12 is a very powerful number. It stands for focus, work ethic, and the Disciples of Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s also the atomic number for butter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>So that&#8217;s good, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s not why I am messaging you.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m messaging you because I know why Cal is third and I am 12th.<\/p>\n<p>Look at this! They are putting wings in his knee sliders!<\/p>\n<p>Gigi, this is huge! I caught them red-handed. Honda has obviously been looking at the grey areas in the rulebook. Again.<\/p>\n<p>I want you to send a formal protest to Dorna. You know how excited Carmelo gets whenever he gets a letter from me.<\/p>\n<p>The letter should state that George (that&#8217;s me) has single-handedly caught Cal Crutchlow red-handedly cheating by getting banned wings fitted to his knee sliders.<\/p>\n<p>There are no wings this year! Nowhere!<\/p>\n<p>I like Cal, but not enough to not dob him in for this. It&#8217;s a disgrace.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>George.<\/p>\n<p>PS. Thanks for the beanbags. They&#8217;re really good.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gigi, Look, I know I&#8217;m currently in 12th, but according to numerology 12 is a very powerful number. It stands for focus, work ethic, and the Disciples of Jesus. And it&#8217;s also the atomic number for butter. So that&#8217;s good, isn&#8217;t it? Anyway, that&#8217;s not why I am messaging you. I&#8217;m messaging you because [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":323547,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,24,49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323564,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323540\/revisions\/323564"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/323547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}