{"id":323261,"date":"2017-02-13T12:42:46","date_gmt":"2017-02-13T02:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=323261"},"modified":"2017-04-09T12:51:54","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T02:51:54","slug":"have-you-seen-these-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/have-you-seen-these-pictures\/","title":{"rendered":"“Have you seen these pictures?”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n

Have you seen these pictures?<\/p>\n

What\u2019s going on here, Gigi?<\/p>\n

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I\u2019ll tell you what\u2019s going on.<\/p>\n

Nothing, Gigi. That\u2019s what.<\/p>\n

You know why? Because it\u2019s all going on in Thailand, that\u2019s why.<\/p>\n

Vinales doing wheelies. Vinales being worshipped by crowds.<\/p>\n

\"Dear<\/p>\n

Rossi the Puta being adored by girls and getting cake.<\/p>\n

\"Dear<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"Dear<\/p>\n

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Where\u2019s my cake, Gig? Where are my girls?<\/p>\n

Where are my worshipping people?<\/p>\n

And no, you and the pit crew bowing to me in the hotel corridor is not the same thing.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve dragged me to some superheated shithole that won\u2019t let me have a parade, and while the handsome man who runs the place, Clover I think his name is, is polite, it\u2019s just not close to what\u2019s going on in these pictures it?<\/p>\n

What\u2019s in my pictures? Me at some shitty beach and me in front of some shitty white building. By myself.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\"Dear<\/p>\n

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Lin Jarvis is better at this than you.<\/p>\n

Concerned,<\/p>\n

George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Gigi, Have you seen these pictures? What\u2019s going on here, Gigi? I\u2019ll tell you what\u2019s going on. Nothing, Gigi. That\u2019s what. You know why? Because it\u2019s all going on in Thailand, that\u2019s why. Vinales doing wheelies. Vinales being worshipped by crowds. Rossi the Puta being adored by girls and getting cake. Where\u2019s my cake, [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":323291,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323325,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323261\/revisions\/323325"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/323291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}