{"id":323089,"date":"2017-02-02T12:15:15","date_gmt":"2017-02-02T02:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=323089"},"modified":"2017-04-09T12:18:25","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T02:18:25","slug":"cant-stay-locked-toilet-indefinetivo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/cant-stay-locked-toilet-indefinetivo\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You can&#8217;t stay locked in the toilet indefinetivo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"js_j0\" class=\"_5pbx userContent\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n<div id=\"id_58e991dfdd7c12784544648\" class=\"text_exposed_root text_exposed\">\n<p>Dear George,<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t stay locked in the toilet indefinetivo.<\/p>\n<p>Ninth is not so bad. Sure, Bautista is faster, but we think that&#8217;s because his crew chief is a voodoo priest.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Yes, I know we said we&#8217;d make Casey stay at the hotel, but he got bored so he came down to cut some laps. We did tell him to take it easy. I even poured some full-cream milk into his coffee.<\/p>\n<p>No, I don&#8217;t know why he said you were riding like a &#8220;wanker&#8221;. I am not sure what that world means. But he could be comparing you to a great Australian motorcycle champion.<\/p>\n<p>Look on the bright side. The press is now calling you &#8220;The Spartan&#8221;, which is a name I know you like. It sure is better than Red Mamba, and Hammer and Butter never translates well, even though it is your favourite.<\/p>\n<p>I will have a think about your red-cape proposal. But there&#8217;s no way Dorna is going to allow you to walk around the pits in your underpants holding a spear with Rossi&#8217;s name written on it.<\/p>\n<p>Now seriously, you have to come out of the toilet. We have a plane to catch. We&#8217;re going to Phillip Island next, remember? Yes, the place with the seagulls. It&#8217;s alright, relax. They&#8217;ve all been chased away.<\/p>\n<p>Gigi<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear George, You can&#8217;t stay locked in the toilet indefinetivo. Ninth is not so bad. Sure, Bautista is faster, but we think that&#8217;s because his crew chief is a voodoo priest. Yes, I know we said we&#8217;d make Casey stay at the hotel, but he got bored so he came down to cut some laps. [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":167,"featured_media":323097,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,24],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/167"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323113,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323089\/revisions\/323113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/323097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}