{"id":1997,"date":"2013-08-21T10:48:13","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T00:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=1997"},"modified":"2013-09-02T14:05:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-02T04:05:03","slug":"fill-your-garage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/fill-your-garage\/","title":{"rendered":"FILL YOUR GARAGE"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is a 1949 Panhead. It is gorgeous. Yes, it is full of hate and despair, but so are most supermodels. You still wanna do them, but.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Say a Rocket Three raped and violated an MV Agusta and the MV had a baby. And you got to ride it.<\/p><\/div>\n

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This man understands exactly what he has gotten himself into. Exactly.<\/p><\/div>\n

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The weight would prevent you shaming a serious cafe racer. But the fizzing bitches would make up for it. And think of all the fights you could have when people put shit on your fairing.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Oh come on. Do not be a pussy. The Road Gods hate a pussy. Besides, you’re only going in a straight line. What could possibly go wrong? What? Apart from that. Oh, and that, yes. Don’t be a pussy.<\/p><\/div>\n

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We shall endure. Like men. With enormous leathery balls.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Yes, it is made by THAT Italian manufacturer. But that doesn’t mean you won’t have fun on it. Albeit briefly. Men just don’t cry enough thesedays.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Clearly designed with pillion-comfort in mind, we find the whitewalls add a certain degree of olde-school charm to this cobby Italian package.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Um…look, he’s tried. He’s tried very hard, in fact. However, painting those fucken horrible wheels a bit black was not helpful. Oh, OK. Maybe he was on a budget.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Shut up. It has a racing number. What more do you want?<\/p><\/div>\n

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See? This is what happens when men sit around in garages smoking drugs and drinking beer. They look over at the old Z1300 sitting quietly under a tarp, and they look at each other, and their eyes begin to gleam…and well, there ya go.<\/p><\/div>\n

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It is sweet. Like a sugar-coated black pudding dipped in treacle and hate.<\/p><\/div>\n

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It’s all about proportionality with rake. Too much and you look like a Swedish drug fiend. Too little and it looks like your balls have not fully dropped.<\/p><\/div>\n

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We are of the view that something like this would cause much disturbance in a man’s pants. Both literally and figuratively.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Your mission in life is to fill your garage with as many two-wheeled toys as you can before your wife leaves you and takes the lot in court<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2000,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[18,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3045,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions\/3045"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}