\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Of course, me lending mates bikes I have been entrusted to review is a rare thing and contingent upon several things. <\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n One: I need to know you CAN pay for the entire bike if things go bad. Two: I need to know you WILL actually pay for it. Three: I know where you live and where you work. Four: You\u2019re not as good at fighting with knives as I am.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Aaron ticked those boxes, and truth be told, I was very curious as to how a very fast sportsbike rider would find the R18.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Here\u2019s what he thought\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s probably really well-built, just like the bike…<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n My wife\u2019s grandfather, Colin, had recently passed away. He was one of the last known cases of polio in Australia and spent his life in a wheelchair. He was devoted to his job at the local hospital where he worked as a Chaplain and, of all things, also gave the Pink Ladies a hand. He was just good like that, and talking people through some of life\u2019s darker times was what he loved.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And despite his handicap, he also had a love of motorcycles and rode a Can-Am Spyder, slightly modified to suit the wheelchair.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n He rode as often as he could with a small group of mates from Port Macquarie, and one of their most frequent rides was the run from Port up to South West Rocks to the riverside tavern.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This particular weekend in late March was the day Colin\u2019s friends and family gathered to say our final goodbyes to him. A memorial ride was planned to South West Rocks where a small service was to be held and his ashes were to be released near the lighthouse overlooking the ocean.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As his grandson-in-law, I was set to ride with his mates in his memory\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I\u2019m from the land of sports-bikes; Fireblades and ZX-10s, and I also race motocross. I\u2019ve spent countless weekends and dollars massaging Bridgestone and Dunlop rubber into the tar on the Putty Road, weekends away on rides like the Oxley, and many a long day at Eastern Creek shaving lap times \u2013 well, trying to.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n But this weekend was not one suited to any sportsbike \u2013 and the one I had was not operational, anyway.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Happily, Borrie offered me the BMW R1800 Classic, I\u2019d ridden when we went out to Goulburn not long ago.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cYou have to wash it, guard it with your life and write down your thoughts,\u201d he said. \u201cAnd I know where you live.\u201d<\/p>\n As you\u2019ve already figured, the R18 is worlds removed from the sort of machinery I normally perch on. I have ridden the odd cruiser before, but this was the first time I was able to do some decent miles and properly acquaint myself with the feet-forward concept. And I was really rather keen.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Why was I so keen, you ask? Well, it was something different for me, and there\u2019s something about two 900cc pistons flying out sideways like sledgehammers just in front of your shins that has a somewhat of a \u2018bad arse\u2019 appeal to it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And I\u2019m a mechanic. Big engines make me smile, and I spent a lot of time thinking how I\u2019d love to hear this thing with a set of pipes on it\u2026 that sure would be something.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n But my wishes and desires aside, it has been said to me this bike is \u201cAll about the engine\u201d and while that is true and I really like the engine, the rest of the bike is certainly noteworthy and BMW don\u2019t seem to miss much. Over the weekend I did roughly 650k on this thing and it didn\u2019t disappoint.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n My first stint on the Friday evening was into the darkness of the Pacific Highway. I know that road quite well, and it would be torture on a sportsbike, but not so much the R18. The riding position is very comfortable, and the seat-footboard relationship seemed to suit me. The seat cupped my arse in with what was obviously a true and loving embrace. BMW obviously considers comfort a high priority.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The ergos just work, even for taller humans, and contrary to social media mumblings, you have lots of room even with those two cylinder heads in front of your legs.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And no, you don\u2019t get heat off the engine to burn your shins. It was around 35-degrees on this particular Friday and I felt absolutely no super-heated legs.<\/p>\n Dogs seem to be a problem in this area…<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n The lights on the R18 are some of the best I\u2019ve seen. Bright with a wide spread, they lit up the side of the road exceptionally well, which was comforting. I had at least a fair chance at spotting any demon possessed vermin that might decide to hurl itself my way.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The next morning, as we were set to leave Port Macquarie for South West Rocks, the weather was not at all what we had hoped for. It made no difference. We were riding.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n But it began to look like a slow ride, as monsoon-like rains hit the mid north coast. Yesterday, I had come to realise the R18 was a very stable machine even when I got all spirited and started levering it into open sweepers at the 140-mark. Rock solid, all the way.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And it was no different in soaking wet conditions. I was a little unsure, being on an unfamiliar bike in far less than ideal conditions, but the big Beemer was flawless.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n It was apparent the bike was far more user-friendly than I\u2019d credited it. Sure, jumping off a sportsbike and onto it, the weight is confronting. Then there\u2019s the throw of the crankshaft and that engine torque that twists the bike even at idle can also confront some folks, but BMW have worked this thing into a package that was somehow super-friendly on the road, and the more time I spent with this bike the more I warmed to it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n After Colin\u2019s memorial service, there was a wake at the Riverside Tavern, and I was there for a good hour or two sharing memories of Col with family and mates. I had decided to leave a little earlier as I wanted to spend some time on some twistier roads along the coast and take some photos of the bike.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As I was leaving, Cols mate\u2019, Bob, followed me out to have a closer look at the R18. His first comments were mildly critical.<\/p>\n \u201cThe tank seems small,\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019d be stopping every 200k for fuel\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cQuite the opposite,\u201d I smiled. \u201cI just turned out 260Ks before fuelling up, with no fuel light on.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n He then sat on it, lifted it off the stand, and looked surprised. \u201cThat weight is amazing so much better than my V-Star.\u201d<\/p>\n I agreed. \u201cThey so seem to have the weight balanced in the right places.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As we spoke, I realised the R18 was attracting more people who came over for a look. It certainly turns heads, both young and old, and you can see why \u2013 big display-piece engine, lots of chrome against black, the lines, shape and angles \u2013 it\u2019s all uniquely eye catching.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I set off and headed toward Trial Bay Gaol, and the road in is winding. I never imagined I\u2019d enjoy a twisty road on a cruiser. \u00a0But this bike was revealing a world to me I never knew existed. I was smiling! \u00a0On a winding rode! Aboard a cruiser! How is that possible? I\u2019m not pulling 10,000rpm, my knees were never going to contact the tar, corners weren\u2019t approaching me at bullshit rapid pace\u2026yet I\u2019m smiling, truly enjoying corner after corner and then actually disappointed when the corners ended and I arrived at the old gaol.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n What really stood out was the suspension. I\u2019d now ridden it in in the rain, in sunshine, on highways and byways, smooth and not-so-smooth roads, and in each situation the R18 was sure-footed. Not once did it give me a moment and considering the amount of torque that 1800cc thrusts at the back wheel that\u2019s saying something.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n It\u2019s not the same sort of feeling you get on a litre sportsbike that hurls you forward at eye-watering pace. The R18\u2019s torque \u00a0rotates the earth beneath you \u2013 and the suspension handles it all, and the R18 behaves as it should.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The ride back to port Macquarie was not so splendid the rains had returned. Invest in Held wet weather gear is all I can say\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n After an overnight stay in Port and some time spent with Samantha\u2019s family I left early the next morning and arrived home around midday. And part of the deal was to wash the bike, so I did, and then stood staring at it all clean in my driveway.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cWhy don\u2019t I hate it?\u201d I said to myself. \u00a0\u201cI should hate it, I expected to hate it\u2026but I don\u2019t hate it.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I went over it again, searching for the reason I, as a dedicated sportsbike rider, didn\u2019t hate it. The engine? All torque and heaps of it everywhere in the rev-range. The suspension? Spot on-stable and predictable. It has the most effective rear brake I\u2019ve ever used on a motorcycle. The seat? Brilliant. Ergonomics? Great. Lights? Sensational.<\/p>\n I searched for a negative\u2026saddle bag pannier things! Saddle bags are stupid! Right? Not these ones. They endured flogging rain and stayed bone dry and I had plenty packed into them.<\/p>\n That stonework is magnificent.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n The only negative I could come up with is that I couldn\u2019t see the handlebar switches lit up at night and hit many wrong buttons playing around with the dash display but that\u2019s it\u2026and that\u2019s mostly me being unfamiliar with it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Before returning it to Boris I took my wife Samantha for a ride. She quickly started going on about how cool this bike was, so she clearly enjoyed sitting on the back.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cI really like it,\u201d she said when we got home. \u201cI want one!\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I\u2019d taken her on many other bikes and she has never once said this.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cWhy do you want one?\u201d I asked. \u201cYou don\u2019t even ride.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cI want to learn to ride so I can ride this one,\u201d she replied<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I stared at her in silence for a bit.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cWe can have the conversation later, \u201cI finally said. \u201cWhen you\u2019ve put your gear away, please pick me up from Boris\u2019 place in about 20 minutes. He knows where I live. I\u2019d rather go to him.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" WORDS & IMAGES BY AARON CLIFTON – except the really good one, which is by Nick Edards. 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