{"id":1495201,"date":"2020-10-13T16:54:35","date_gmt":"2020-10-13T06:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=1495201"},"modified":"2020-10-13T16:59:04","modified_gmt":"2020-10-13T06:59:04","slug":"the-harrying-of-the-north","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/the-harrying-of-the-north\/","title":{"rendered":"THE HARRYING OF THE NORTH"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gonzo and I stopped for coffee at the Grey Gum Caf\u00e9 on the Putty. It was raining a little when we left. I had my earphones in. The Rolling Stones were soliciting the delivery of dead flowers. We rode a measured wet race. We were maybe thirty minutes behind time.<\/p>\n

Boris sent two text messages before we stopped, and left to scrape our remains off the Ten Mile and kick our bikes into the table drain. He saw us as we stopped for fuel at Singleton. We brought him up to speed.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe plan is\u201d, I said, \u201cto pay homage to capitalism by lunching at the Bank Hotel at Dungog.\u201d<\/p>\n

He nodded and reached for his ignition key. I pointed at him. \u201cFollow him\u201d, I told Gonzo.<\/p>\n

The road was bumpy but scenic, and good in parts. The lamb cutlets at the pub gave uniform satisfaction, as did the beer.<\/p>\n

We headed for Walcha. We stopped a couple of times and told each other we should take it easy from now on and then got back on the bikes and didn\u2019t take it easy.<\/p>\n

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“We’d better take it easy from here on.”<\/p><\/div>\n

Andy at the Walcha Motel said he hoped we hadn\u2019t made dinner plans because he\u2019d cooked a big pot of spag bol. We told him we\u2019d join him for dinner after washing the dust of the road from our throats at the pub.<\/p>\n

We had a couple of beers. We stopped by the liquor store and bought four bottles of good wine. We drank two with dinner, and went outside to take in the night air with the other two and tell stories. When they were empty Andy found a bottle of port. When that was empty we went to bed.<\/p>\n

I felt a little dusty the next morning.<\/p>\n

Andy got his FTR out for Boris, and Boris gave Andy the keys to the BMW S1000XR. They went for a ride around the Walcha test loop. Woody and Mick and Mrs Mick turned up.<\/p>\n

We rode the Oxley Highway. It\u2019s magnificent. I wore earplugs instead of earphones. You have to concentrate when you ride with that lot. We stopped for coffee at the Gingers Creek roadhouse.<\/p>\n

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Gingers Creek Roadhouse<\/p><\/div>\n

The bit after Ginger\u2019s Creek is even more magnificent. Boris had to be back that afternoon to take care of business. He turned around at Long Flat and went back to ride it again. The rest of us stopped at the Travelers Rest for morning beers. The pub cat was asleep on a bar stool. \u201cIs he okay with strangers?\u201d I asked the barmaid.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe\u2019s a pussy\u201d, she said. I\u2019d worked that out. \u201cHe\u2019ll let you rub his belly\u201d, she added. I took a photo of him and texted him to the girl child. She replied \u201cI LOVE him!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s his name?\u201d I asked the barmaid.<\/p>\n

\u201cKiller\u201d, she said.<\/p>\n

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All that killing takes it out of you.<\/p><\/div>\n

Gonzo left to go back to Sydney and attend a funeral. \u201cThe plan is\u201d, I said to the others, \u201cto pay homage to capitalism by lunching at the Commercial Hotel at Dorrigo.\u201d<\/p>\n

We rode north up the motorway. I had the earphones in. Bob Dylan was on the pavement thinking about the government. The motorway was tres<\/em> boring. It was lunch time way before Dorrigo, so we stopped for lunch at the Federal Hotel at Bellingen.<\/p>\n

The Waterfall Way from Dorrigo to Bellingen is magnificent. We took the Tyringham Road from Dorrigo. It\u2019s windy but a little rough. A big carpet snake went across the road in front of Woody. Woody and I stopped at Dundurrabin for an hour to visit a mate and then took the Nymboida road to Goulburn.<\/p>\n

We all stayed in the same motel at Grafton.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe plan is\u201d, I said the next morning, \u201cto pay homage to Snowy by lunching at the Lunatic Hotel at Drake.\u201d<\/p>\n

Woody knew a shortcut that bypassed Glen Innes. The road west from Grafton over the Gibraltar range is magnificent. We stopped at the Raspberry Lookout and enthused. I told Mick and Woody that I went for a slide on some loose gravel on the road at one place and they said they did too. I told them I went for a second slide on the gravel ten metres later. They looked at me as if I was a slow learner. I told them the rear tyre let go for a second as I was setting up the right-hander before the lookout near the parked red car. Mick said his did too. Whatever it was, Woody missed it.<\/p>\n

I put the earphones in for the ride up the New England Highway to Tenterfield. Alvin Lee was going home.<\/p>\n

The Lunatic Hotel is about fifty kilometres east of Tenterfield. The last half of those fifty kilometres is insane swervery. We had lunch. Woody turned back to ride the insane swervery a second time on his way home. Mick and Mrs Mick and I rode east to Casino and down the Summerland Way.<\/p>\n

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The Lunatic Hotel, Drake NSW.<\/p><\/div>\n

It’s not an intense ride. I put the earphones in again. Phoebe Snow recommended everybody get in the mood and let the good times roll.<\/p>\n

We diverted through Lawrence, where we stopped at the tavern and drank a beer and watched the river flow. I calculated that I\u2019d crossed or traversed eight mountain ranges so far.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe plan is\u201d, I said the next morning, \u201cto pay homage to capitalism by lunching at the Commercial Hotel at Walcha.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s past our place\u201d said Mick. \u201cWe\u2019ll stop for coffee at Ebor and say goodbye.\u201d<\/p>\n

We rode the Nymboida road again. The weather was a little cool. We got to Ebor. It was bloody freezing. Mick said when it\u2019s snowing at Uralla and you think it can\u2019t get any colder and you go for a ride, it is somehow colder in Ebor. A surly woman took our order and it took close to thirty minutes to supply coffee and tea. I looked at the GPS. It said we were thirteen hundred metres above sea level. We drank our drinks and said our goodbyes.<\/p>\n

I put the earphones in again. Eric Clapton was knocking on heaven\u2019s door. We rode the tail end of the Waterfall Way. I turned off to Walcha. I arrived at the Commercial a bit after midday. So did Gonzo. We each had a shot of Tennessee whiskey and a beer to warm ourselves. We had lunch. We decided that we should ride the Port Stevens Cutting. We chose Nundle as our base. Gonzo called the pub and booked two rooms. We had another beer and left.<\/p>\n

I\u2019d never been to Nundle. It\u2019s a scenic ride in. I had the earphones in. Half Man Half Biscuit were complaining about bad losers on Yahoo Chess. Gonzo is a whimsical man at times, and diverted us to the Hanging Rock lookout on the way in. It had nice views, but none were of a rock that appeared to be hanging, or appeared to be capable of having a rope attached in order to stretch the necks of the recalcitrant.<\/p>\n

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The Hanging Rock Lookout has a view of the road to the Hanging Rock Lookout.<\/p><\/div>\n

We got rooms at the pub. There were lots of Ducatis in town for the Virtual Thunder Rally. Apparently instead of nine hundred people turning up, a mere thirty do, which makes it virtual and okay. We had three or four beers. We had a spicy shiraz with dinner. Gonzo had a large hip flask full of Glenfiddich 18. We drank it and started on the pub\u2019s supply of Glenfiddich 12.<\/p>\n

I felt a little dusty the next morning.<\/p>\n

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What did I do, to be so white and blue?<\/p><\/div>\n

We retraced the scenic ride in and found the Port Stevens Cutting. It\u2019s a road worth riding. The altitude peaked at thirteen hundred and twenty metres. The scenery was spectacular up there. The surface was good. It was cold.<\/p>\n

Port Stevens Cutting joins Thunderbolts Way about a hundred kilometres north of Gloucester. There to Gloucester is the best part of Thunderbolts Way. We applied ourselves to it.<\/p>\n

I put the earphones back in for the Bucketts Way south of Gloucester. It\u2019s low intensity. Harry Manx was complaining that he can\u2019t be satisfied.<\/p>\n

We stopped at Raymond Terrace for a pie. We were two and a bit hours north of Sydney. Gonzo said he was going to listen to podcasts on the way home. He said don\u2019t bother to stop if I saw him stop.<\/p>\n

I put the earphones in. Men at Work wondered who it could be now.<\/p>\n

The last two hours to Sydney were tres<\/em> boring too. I counted the mountain ranges I\u2019d crossed. Ten if you count Port Stevens Cutting and Thunderbolts as one. Average: two per day. Life could only be better if there was a MotoGP on the television that night.<\/p>\n

There was a MotoGP on the television that night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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