{"id":1420972,"date":"2018-12-17T13:35:47","date_gmt":"2018-12-17T03:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=1420972"},"modified":"2018-12-17T13:35:47","modified_gmt":"2018-12-17T03:35:47","slug":"2018-kawasaki-h2sx-review-warp-speed-tourism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/2018-kawasaki-h2sx-review-warp-speed-tourism\/","title":{"rendered":"2018 KAWASAKI H2SX REVIEW \u2013 WARP SPEED TOURISM"},"content":{"rendered":"

IMAGES BY PHIL VENERIS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cOh my\u2026\u201d I mouthed as the hurtling began. \u201cOh great stump-jumping Jesus of Nazareth\u2026oooh\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

And then there was no more talking to myself. There was maybe some fractured internal dialogue to do with possible defences in the forthcoming criminal trial, but I was pretty much mute and dry-mouthed as the H2SX showed me it\u2019s stuff.<\/p>\n

And we surely did hurtle some.<\/p>\n

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Scattering leaves like speeding tickets in a dream.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

I will admit to nothing. I will confess to even less. It won\u2019t make any difference if it all goes to trial, but I need to not be seen to be an advocate for anti-social behaviour.<\/p>\n

\u201cI was just redefining acceleration, your honour\u201d, is just not going to play well as a defence.<\/p>\n

So let\u2019s just all regard the hurtling as fantasy, shall we?<\/p>\n

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There it is – the heart of the matter. Part of me wishes it as backlit at night. So people would know.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

But before I begin describing the indescribable joy of firing a supercharged set of panniers at the horizon, I need to address the technical aspects of the H2SX. I do this so you\u2019ll know that while Kawasaki engineers might have bolted some hard luggage onto the H2\u2019s arse and dubbed it a \u201csports tourer\u201d (while doubtlessly giggling into the company sake bowls), this is a more powerful and rideable bike than the stupendous H2. And panniers aren\u2019t the only things the Green Machine has added to make it so.<\/p>\n

The compression ratio is up on the H2 from 8.5:1 to 11.2:1.<\/p>\n

Breathe.<\/p>\n

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The panniers hide the size of my arse.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

This provides better power production and thermal efficiency at less Christian engine speeds while preventing engine detonation.<\/p>\n

Power is boosted by smaller throttle bodies (down to 40mm from 50mm), a smaller ram-air intake, and headers (2.2mm smaller in diameter). How so? Is not bigger better in all things? Apparently not with forced induction. This downsizing helps boost flow velocity at a lower rpm than the H2.<\/p>\n

Remember, breathe.<\/p>\n

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The all-colour dash is stunning.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

The impeller blades on the superchoofer (which still spins at 9.2 times the rpm of the crank) have also been reworked. The shape and angles have been changed so you have better pressure at lower rpm. And to better fill those cylinders with explosions, the cams have a lesser duration and overlap.<\/p>\n

The result?<\/p>\n

Well instead of tearing your head off when the tacho hits 7500rpm (as on the H2), the H2SX\u2019s broader spread of power will tear your head off at 4000rpm, and really, really tear your head off at 6000rpm. But in a nice, lineal fashion. So getting on the gas and firing it hard out of a corner does not require huge amounts of right-hand finesse.<\/p>\n

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There’s a lot of aerodynamic stuff going on here. All I’m doing is ruining it.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

And it just seems to accelerate faster and harder as the tacho climbs up towards the soft-limiter at 12,000rpm.<\/p>\n

It really is breathtaking the way it does this, and you really do have to remember to breathe.<\/p>\n

Acceleration redefined\u2026hell, reinvented actually, I swear, your honour. It was a science experiment.<\/p>\n

Electronics have also been enhanced on the SX.<\/p>\n

So enhanced\u2026<\/p>\n

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There are a lot of buttons on that left-hand switchblock. Once you get used to them, where they are and what they do, it’s fine. But the initial learning curve is steep.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

The Bosch IMU works in five axes, while there is a sixth yaw axis (rotation around a vertical axis), which Kwaka\u2019s own software deals with.<\/p>\n

Cornering ABS assistance now happens via Kawasaki\u2019s Intelligent Braking System (KIBS), which is informed by a new ride-by-wire throttle set-up.<\/p>\n

The traction control has four modes including off. Mode 1 permits burnouts and wheelies and six years in Long Bay. Mode 2 will leave you with home detention.<\/p>\n

Mode three is for when you\u2019re riding in the rain, but no-one does that anymore, so we won\u2019t worry about that.<\/p>\n

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Adopting the submissive position for the Highway Patrol.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

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But if it fails, then your bike will be left alone for thieves and low men to steal it.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

You can also fool around with the engine braking (like on the H2). Set it on Light and you have so little engine braking you\u2019ll think you\u2019re riding like Johnny Rea. You won\u2019t be. But you\u2019ll think you are.<\/p>\n

The TFT dash is dazzling. It has everything, like Netflix. And you can change the display to suit your desires \u2013 Touring or Sport. Do not do what I did and stare at the lean-angle indicator while cornering. It\u2019s a trap for young players, that.<\/p>\n

There are also cornering lights, Cruise Control, an up-and-down quickshifter (and a very good one), and a new slipper-assist clutch which makes the lever pull a little less effort-filled.<\/p>\n

All very welcome and useful tweaks for a\u2026um, touring bike, as it were.<\/p>\n

The chassis has also undergone some treatment to bring the SX more into the exclusive Batshit Crazy Touring niche. The back-end has been beefed up to handle a pillion and luggage, and overall rigidity has been increased. Lowering the centre of gravity, while still maintaining great ground clearance was a priority. The engine has been canted forward an extra two degrees, the swingarm lengthened 15mm, and the steering head has been pushed forward 15mm, thus increasing the wheelbase by 30mm, and obviating the need for a steering damper.<\/p>\n

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As you can see, the fairing and screen do a good job of keeping the nasty windforce off you. Oh, and the more you lean, the more of those great cornering lights go on.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

It\u2019s suitably comfortable for touring and the screen works and so on and so forth.<\/p>\n

But while all of this tech-stuff is beaut and right and wonderfully engineered by Kawasaki, when you bang that throttle open and what feels like the power of a million suns starts to dance\u2026well, that right there is what the H2SX is really all about.<\/p>\n

There are better long-haul touring bikes.<\/p>\n

But not one of them bangs like this. Not one.<\/p>\n

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Try not to ride it with one of the panniers open, OK?<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

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Overwhelming, astonishing, redefining acceleration \u2013 pretty much everywhere in the rev-range. It\u2019s normal when you\u2019re normal, but it\u2019s an order of magnitude crazier than you can imagine when you call upon it.<\/p>\n

It steers precisely, but you do need to ride it. It\u2019s not a sportsbike and it doesn\u2019t handle like one \u2013 thank Christ. It handles like the big, long, pannier-equipped, touring weapon it\u2019s designed to be. It takes a little rider involvement, physically, to get it to dance in corners, but I love that kind of stability in something this powerful. The adjustable suspension is more than up to your harsh demands.<\/p>\n

Stylistically, it\u2019s got a bit of the nasty alien busted-crab about it, and the panniers don\u2019t do it any favours in terms of aesthetics. All those stick-outy bits probably do serve some kind of brilliant aerodynamic purpose, and they do give the H2 range its especial and unique appearance.<\/p>\n

I actually quite liked that appearance. And I thought the panniers lent it an air of almost puckish insouciance. Like it\u2019s saying \u201cYeah, I can carry your stuff and your girl for you, but it\u2019s all going to happen at twice the speed of sound, but let\u2019s look at the panniers and pretend for a second like I\u2019m a normal touring bike.\u201d<\/p>\n

There is little about the H2SX that can be deemed \u201cnormal\u201d. That whistling, nuclear boost-plant buried in its guts make sure of that every time you get absent-minded.<\/p>\n

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From behind, it will fool people into thinking there’s nothing special going on. And then you open the throttle…<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

It is an unalloyed thrill to ride. You will never once wish it had more of anything anywhere. You will ride secure in the knowledge that if needs must, you can hose most everything on the road in a straight-line duel. It\u2019s wonderful knowing that. You may never actually do that. But it\u2019s so very satisfying knowing you can.<\/p>\n

I think that\u2019s the H2SX\u2019s greatest appeal. The sheer perversity of the concept \u2013 a supercharged touring bike \u2013 which feels perfectly normal, easy and pleasurable to ride (even though there is always the feeling of immense potency at the throttle), until you want it to leave earth\u2019s gravity. Because it will.<\/p>\n

And then you\u2019re no longer touring.<\/p>\n

You are now transcending.<\/p>\n

Your mind is trying to cope with the rate of acceleration. You know you\u2019re going to jail if they catch you, and you keep forgetting to breathe\u2026but you keep on that throttle, rolling the dice and hoping they\u2019re not around the next bend, or just over the rise. Who knows, maybe they will look at the panniers and think their speed detection device is defective.<\/p>\n

Which is really your only hope.<\/p>\n

Thank you, Kawasaki. Thank you for building such a thing. The world, if it\u2019s not to disappear up its own nanny-bottom, needs more things like this.<\/p>\n

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This is the most appealing green Kawasaki has yet sprayed a bike in.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

We live in a country which slowly seems to be having all the fun leeched out of it in the name of bastard safety. If this was Europe and there were autobahns, the H2SX would be a no-brainer purchase. Munich to Berlin (580km) in maybe three hours, maybe even less \u2013 yeah, you\u2019d just have to have some of that.<\/p>\n

But here in Oz? Well, like any right-thinking bloke, you\u2019d just have to pick your time and place.<\/p>\n

Good thing we\u2019re such a big and largely empty country, huh?<\/p>\n

A good place to go touring on a motorcycle.<\/p>\n

This wonderful, awe-inspiring, supercharged motorcycle.<\/p>\n

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“We’ll just wait until that cop car drives away…”<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

POSSIBLE QUESTIONS<\/strong>
\nQ: Is it faster than every other bike?<\/p>\n

A: Are you faster than every other rider?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: What is the payload?<\/p>\n

A: 190kg, big guy. That\u2019s you, your missus and her make-up bag. So that\u2019s pretty good.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: Fuel economy? Please don\u2019t hate me for asking.<\/p>\n

A: You\u2019ll get 300km out of a tank. Unless you\u2019re in a hurry. Then you\u2019ll be fueling up around 220km. That supercharger starts drinking schooners instead of middies when you\u2019re on it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: Will I go to jail?<\/p>\n

A: Yep.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: Do the panniers come off easily?<\/p>\n

A: They are 28l Givi units, so they\u2019re good quality and yes, they come off easily. But you cannot get a helmet into them.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: Does it have a USB thing so I can upload my terror on Facebook?<\/p>\n

A: Nope. It\u2019s got one of those ancient 12V socket thingies instead.<\/strong><\/p>\n

For tech details and prices please go HERE.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

OTHER STUFF<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The X-Lite X803 helmet review is HERE.<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The Held Imola Flash jacket review is HERE. <\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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