{"id":1253,"date":"2013-04-15T12:25:38","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T02:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=1253"},"modified":"2013-09-22T11:26:49","modified_gmt":"2013-09-22T01:26:49","slug":"first-taste-is-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/first-taste-is-free\/","title":{"rendered":"FIRST TASTE IS FREE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was weird coming home Sunday. I left Pyramul at 1615, and it&#8217;s about 270km to home. I was feeling pretty bad coming into Richmond: headache, nausea, tired. I figured I was dehydrated. I stopped at the Caltex on the Richmond-Blacktown Road for petrol, even though the KLR had only done 360km since\u00a0I last filled it. I got some water, and drank it, and kept on.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d been up since 0600 Saturday, had swam 30 laps of the pool before leaving home, skipped lunch, had gotten maybe 2 hours sleep Saturday night, had spent Sunday morning riding trail bikes standing up and lifting 100kg of corn into the pig feeder thing, had beer for lunch, and I just needed sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I started hallucinating on the M2. I&#8217;ve had this happen before when I was really tired. Near Parramatta, I saw a woman on the road who wasn&#8217;t there. Going into the Lane Cove tunnel, I saw a truck come through the wall of the tunnel at right angles to me. I was pretty sure it wasn&#8217;t there, either.<\/p>\n<p>I knew what was happening, and rode in such a way as to keep the maximum distance between myself and other road users. It wasn&#8217;t scary. I was very detached and analytical, and I knew what was a hallucination and what wasn&#8217;t. But managing it was tiring me out even more, and I was glad when I got home.<\/p>\n<p>I believe that some people pay serious money for experiences like this. If any of you are thinking of doing so, I will rent you my brother for half of what you were about to pay. He snores like forty bastards, and sleeping in the same room guarantees that you won&#8217;t be sleeping for long.<\/p>\n<p>Things change around 0400.<\/p>\n<p>Then he snores like fifty bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started hallucinating on the <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1476,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[221],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1253"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4442,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253\/revisions\/4442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}