{"id":1008,"date":"2013-05-08T16:24:26","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T06:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2013-10-09T16:51:52","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T06:51:52","slug":"girls-that-need-pillioning-somewhere-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/girls-that-need-pillioning-somewhere-2\/","title":{"rendered":"GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1009\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1009\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1009\" alt=\"5001d7523949f\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/5001d7523949f.jpg\" width=\"620\" height=\"930\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/5001d7523949f.jpg 620w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/5001d7523949f-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/5001d7523949f-233x350.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1009\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gretel&#8217;s car has broken down. She will need a lift home. Best you provide that. And some vodka.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1010\" style=\"width: 642px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1010\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1010\" alt=\"424803_360825620605723_1947662213_n\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/424803_360825620605723_1947662213_n.jpg\" width=\"632\" height=\"785\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1010\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Francesca bought a Ducati. Silly girl. Now she&#8217;s going to die by the side of the road like a dog, unless you can save her.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1011\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1011\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1011\" alt=\"63410_435004336583197_753910061_n\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/63410_435004336583197_753910061_n.jpg\" width=\"630\" height=\"872\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1011\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Madison, whose parents named her after a sports arena, is ready to join you on your Sunday jaunt to Pie in the Sky. Where everyone will hate you.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1013\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1013\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1013\" alt=\"tumblr_m9rz71_AI9h1qz98q4o1_1280\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_m9rz71_AI9h1qz98q4o1_1280.jpg\" width=\"620\" height=\"884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_m9rz71_AI9h1qz98q4o1_1280.jpg 620w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_m9rz71_AI9h1qz98q4o1_1280-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_m9rz71_AI9h1qz98q4o1_1280-245x350.jpg 245w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1013\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">See? Not a trace of poo can be seen on Constance&#8217;s panties. You have failed as a rider. She will seek out a faster man now.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1015\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1015\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1015\" alt=\"551118_225348854255237_35279629_n\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/551118_225348854255237_35279629_n.jpg\" width=\"620\" height=\"930\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/551118_225348854255237_35279629_n.jpg 620w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/551118_225348854255237_35279629_n-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/551118_225348854255237_35279629_n-233x350.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1015\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You&#8217;re late, and this makes Jennifer sad. This means that she will not make sandwiches for you. And this will make you sad. Clearly, punctuality is important.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1016\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1016\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1016 \" alt=\"tumblr_md2run83_O91qbj34ao1_500\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_md2run83_O91qbj34ao1_500.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_md2run83_O91qbj34ao1_500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_md2run83_O91qbj34ao1_500-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_md2run83_O91qbj34ao1_500-233x350.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1016\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">When you take Mildred for a spin, remind her to put her hair up. Otherwise she&#8217;ll get knots in it and spend hours trying to comb them out.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[42,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4779,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/4779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}