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MEATY
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30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING

Because Freddie came first at the 2010 World Championship Of Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.

17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED

as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his hip joints and hernia.

9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE

as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip

3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE

at Andy Strapz, who've just released the 4 Pocket Expedition Panniers for you stuntaz out there.

28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED

by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the Power of Ganesh.

17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED

As the Local Trash head for Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.

BIKE ME! Stickers

One of the curious phenomena of modern life is how many items are just crying out to have a BIKE ME! sticker applied to them. Large things, small things, medium things: the list is endless, especially if you regard three as close to infinity.

For this reason, the BIKE ME! sticker comes in two sizes: small and large. If you want to put a sticker on a medium sized object, and it's your medium sized object, we here at BIKE ME! advise you to throw that object away and get a large one. If it's not your object, you don't have any right to throw it away, so make sure the owner's not looking when you do so, and then recommend that he or she purchase a large one to replace it.

The small BIKE ME! sticker fits girlfriends, swingarms, hunting rifles, toolboxes, briefcases and most compound bows. It measures 150 by 36 millimetres.

The large BIKE ME! sticker fits wives, fairings, thermonuclear weapons, refrigerators, automobiles and the door to your boss's office. It measures 500 by 120 millimetres. It looks like this: