FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING
Because Freddie came first at the 2010
World Championship Of
Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.
17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED
as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his
hip joints and hernia.
9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE
as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner
applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip
3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE
at Andy Strapz, who've just released the
4 Pocket Expedition
Panniers for you stuntaz out there.
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt
The original BIKE ME! T Shirt has been discontinued. It is only available in some sizes while we move our remaining stock.
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The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt, front view |
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...and the lack of busty substances indicates to our trained eye that this is the rear view |
Apparently supermodels would throw themselves in front of the wheels of motorcyclists who wore them, causing embarrassing scenes and causing said motorcyclists to be late for appointments. We admit that they might have contained slightly more than the recommended dose of Teh Awesome. Our lawyers advised us to quietly phase them out.
The replacement garment is dubbed by us the BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt, as opposed to its predecessor, which we called the BIKE ME! Stuffed and Sophisticated T Shirt. We go through these stupid phases, and console ourselves that at least we're probably not as stupid as the people who thought up the code name "Longhorn" for Windows Server 2008. I mean, the BIKE ME! Stuffed and Sophisticated T Shirt was a shirt, but Windows Server 2008 was never a cow or whatever the hell a longhorn is.
The BIKE ME! Pure and Simple T Shirt sports the BIKE ME! logo on the front. The back has the website URL.
And that's it. There are no skulls, pistons, embroidery or anything to detract from its essential purity and simpleness. It is available in all relevant sizes.
Less, we are told, is more.
It comes in a range of fashion colours, i.e. black, and will continue to do so until we can find a darker colour.
Black, we are told, is very slimming. In fact, our grossly obese model, whom we plucked screaming from a nearby McDonalds and who is photographed in a courtyard because she could not fit through the door to the BIKE ME! development studio, looks positively bulimic.
We think the design will appeal to a broad section of people, especially if they are conservatives or fat bastards.
If one of those sounds like you, you know what you must do next.
Here's a handy link to the page to do it on.
