FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING
Because Freddie came first at the 2010
World Championship Of
Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.
17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED
as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his
hip joints and hernia.
9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE
as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner
applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip
3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE
at Andy Strapz, who've just released the
4 Pocket Expedition
Panniers for you stuntaz out there.
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
BIKE ME! Polo Shirts
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You remember polo shirts. They had little faggots embroidered on the pocket, and crocodiles wore them.
No longer.
The BIKE ME! polo shirt has BIKE ME! embroidered on the pocket. And motorcyclists wear them. Deeply committed motorcyclists, with thousand yard stares. Motorcyclists who ride disturbingly fast motorcycles with immaculate sanity down the centre line with their nuts on fire and a silent scream in their throat while the rest of us are at home reading Hunter S Thompson.
Yes, I AM looking at you.
Research has shown that within fifteen minutes of donning a BIKE ME! polo shirt, even confirmed bachelors named Gaylord who have a wide circle of friends and ride a pink Vespa develop the thousand yard stare; and they are generally at the dealers within the hour negotiating a trade on a Gixxer 1000 or an MT-01 or something. A black one. With an accessory that makes a lot of noise.
And within a week, they generally have no friends at all. Which is good, because those black things have crap pillion accommodation.
And all from wearing a simple shirt. Yes, we know you want one. And we're not surprised. Outcomes like this for fifty bucks don't come along often. Click here to order yours now.
