FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING
Because Freddie came first at the 2010
World Championship Of
Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.
17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED
as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his
hip joints and hernia.
9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE
as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner
applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip
3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE
at Andy Strapz, who've just released the
4 Pocket Expedition
Panniers for you stuntaz out there.
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the
Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
BIKE ME! Key Fobs
The BIKE ME! Key Fob is the perfect complement to the BIKE ME! T shirt,
cap and beanie. And, on a deeper level, it contains the answer to one
of the big questions in life.
That question is, of course, "Does my arse look big in this?"
And the answer is "No, and get your arse out of my key fob."
It's the perfect fashion accessory to the BIKE ME! T shirt.
It matches the classic leather motorcycle jacket.
It offsets a tuxedo nicely.
And it provides the ideal counter-point to jeans and chinos.
It's a way of confirming your motorcycling credentials in places
in which it is inconvenient or inappropriate to ride a motorcycle, such
as cathedrals, government buildings, Boeing 767s or the APEC Red Zone.
It draws attention away from the handcuff keys on your key ring,
thus saving you and your special friend from embarrassment.
And it's only ten bucks.
But it's not for everyone. So when you order
yours, don't be surprised if age verification is required. Or a
hardness test. And it won't be that girly Brinell one.