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30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING

Because Freddie came first at the 2010 World Championship Of Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.


17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED

as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his hip joints and hernia.


9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE

as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip


3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE

at Andy Strapz, who've just released the 4 Pocket Expedition Panniers for you stuntaz out there.


28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED

by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the Power of Ganesh.


17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED

As the Local Trash head for Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.


BIKE ME! Key Fobs

The BIKE ME! Key Fob is the perfect complement to the BIKE ME! T shirt, cap and beanie. And, on a deeper level, it contains the answer to one of the big questions in life.
That question is, of course, "Does my arse look big in this?"

And the answer is "No, and get your arse out of my key fob."

It's the perfect fashion accessory to the BIKE ME! T shirt.

It matches the classic leather motorcycle jacket.

It offsets a tuxedo nicely.

And it provides the ideal counter-point to jeans and chinos.

It's a way of confirming your motorcycling credentials in places in which it is inconvenient or inappropriate to ride a motorcycle, such as cathedrals, government buildings, Boeing 767s or the APEC Red Zone.

It draws attention away from the handcuff keys on your key ring, thus saving you and your special friend from embarrassment.

And it's only ten bucks.

But it's not for everyone. So when you order yours, don't be surprised if age verification is required. Or a hardness test. And it won't be that girly Brinell one.

 

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