FRESH
MEATY
THINGS
30-Aug-2010
KRUGGER BERTRAND GETS TO WEAR RING
Because Freddie came first at the 2010
World Championship Of
Custom Bike Building, and that's what you get. It probably decodes stuff.
17-Aug-2010
ELDERLY GENTLEMAN'S MOUNT CONSIDERED
as BIKE ME! member Spiky goes bike shopping and ends up with a vehicle that doesn't let him forget his
hip joints and hernia.
9-Aug-2010
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ASSUMES V SHAPE
as Friend of the Parish Rob Turner
applies the ashphalt during his USA business trip
3-Aug-2010
OSMOTIC TELEPATHY INDENTIFIES MARKET NICHE
at Andy Strapz, who've just released the
4 Pocket Expedition
Panniers for you stuntaz out there.
28-Jul-2010
LUCK AND SPEED TRIPLE PUSHED
by Boris, as he heads for all points winding with The Punisher and the
Power of
Ganesh.
17-Jul-2010
ALAMO REMEMBERED
As the Local Trash head for
Ely, with BIKE ME! member Dingo as expedition photographer and truck driver.
The BIKE ME! Merchandising Team Never Sleeps. No, you can't have some.
In January 2007, we released the BIKE ME! T shirt. It quickly became world famous in Australia.
And we saw that it was good. And we had a little drink to celebrate.
On 18 March 2007, we recovered from the hangover. Almost. And we got straight back to work.
The BIKE ME! cap came and went, and is now available only on eBay where one shaped (due to a terrible accident) like the Christ-child recently sold for US$24,000.
The BIKE ME! beanie also had its day, and is now only worn by old men who whisper of the terrifying Kawasaki H2 and drag one of their legs when they walk.
We stopped making the latest design of BIKE ME! stickers after the Church of Scientology, the Spetznaz, the NSW Labour Party and Hamas started to leave our pets alone, and we're currently working on a replacement.
BIKE ME! Polo shirts are reasonably inoffensive. We're working on a replacement design for them, too, so there's still time to get one of the Classic Good Taste models. If that's how you roll.
And we've got a couple of other projects in the pipeline. Drop back in a few weeks. Things will have probably changed. Hilarity might ensue.
